That's Right, Aliens

[flwrpwr_vampyre]

Title: That's Right, Aliens
Pairing: None
Rating: PG
Warnings: None, this is just crack
Disclaimer: I obviously don’t own Heroes.
Summary: So the future pretty much sucked.
Notes: Sequel to Really, Why Didn't Someone Just Lock Peter Up and prequel to The Battle Was Not Going Their Way. Beta'd by flying_monkees and thepansythug and written for the mission_insane prompt Aliens Made Them Do It.

So the future pretty much sucked. Even Sylar couldn't think of anything to say to the fact that aliens had made lettuce into weapons because it was the only thing that no power would work on. Peter had been very bitter that this was what made Sylar shut up, a fact that he kept bitching about. Loudly. Jessica had come out and knocked him unconscious, then looked nonplussed back at everyone's startled faces.

“What?” She shrugged. “One more whiny word out of him and I was going to rip his tongue out. I figured you guys would appreciate my compromise.”

They'd been rescued by a group of people who could only be called rebels. A fact that West had enthused about until Claire threatened to sic Jessica on him. They'd glared at each other with a venom that only broken-up teenagers could muster and Matt had whispered to Mohinder that Molly was never allowed to date. Mohinder had heartily agreed.

And since Peter for some reason couldn't time travel back, they were stuck. Sylar was the one who said what most of them were thinking.

“Well, if we're going to be stuck here, we're going to be fighting. Fucking aliens, good God.”

Comments

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

Even Sylar couldn't think of anything to say to the fact that aliens had made lettuce into weapons

Honestly? I don't think I could blame him *lol* Lettuce as a lethal weapon, who knew?

Jessica had come out and knocked him unconscious, then looked nonplussed back at everyone's startled faces.

Yay Jessica! ^^ Seriously, the emo pout is one thing but whinging is something else entirely. And I can so imagine everyone standing around going *kerblink* "-- um...what just happened?"

Sylar was the one who said what most of them were thinking.

Because, seriously, he would be the voice of reason! What? Just because the guy cuts open people's heads and takes their brains -- and does God only knows what with them -- doesn't mean that he can't be sensible.

...or something like that, anyway? ^^;;;

[flwrpwr-vampyre.livejournal.com]

Lettuce as a weapon is where my mind goes. Silly, cracky mind.

I unfairly portray Peter as a whiner/spoiled brat. I can't stop doing it. And I can't imagine Jessica putting up with it. Lol

*giggles* It's because of his crazy that he's the sensible one. Everyone else is too worried about being crazy, he's just 'Yep, lettuce, moving on.'

Thanks for the awesome comment!

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

Lettuce as a weapon is where my mind goes. Silly, cracky mind.

Ha! But crack is great! Especially when it's so excellently handled. I must go back and read the rest -- and everything else too, I think.

It's because of his crazy that he's the sensible one

Too true. ^^

Aww, shucks.You're welcome hunny -- besides, this definitely brightened my day significantly.

Hey, mind if I friend you? I'm relatively new to livejournal, all things considered, and I'm not quite sure about how the etiquette is with that sort of stuff.

[flwrpwr-vampyre.livejournal.com]

*grins* Sadly I'm frozen on the last or second to last ficlet in the series with the crack bunny dead in front of me. So I have to wait for it to rise again and I'm also going to be on vacation in a week.

Yeah, go ahead and friend me, I'll get you back. I always love meeting new people!

[thestraychild.livejournal.com]

However will I be able to carry on.

Eh, well, I suspect I could probably do without the distraction. I'm trying to revive what little fanfic writing skills I had -- as well as adding some dimension to a character who, while I'm eager to play around with, is proving to be rather non co-operative insofar as fic writing is concerned. I suspect being dead in canon may or may not have something to do with it.

Oh well, must keep the flag flying I suppose.

Ditto! And done.

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

LOL You know how much I love this hun! Every line is a winner and I can't just pick one (or even 10!). We def have to give the crack muse a poke in the ribs, getting her going again. *grin*

Great job!!

[flwrpwr-vampyre.livejournal.com]

*grins* Hopefully it will be resurrected by the end of the week.