Abandon All Hope

[flwrpwr_vampyre]

I'm finally watching this week's Spn. And I have to say I've seen that a couple of people on my flist have done meta reviews and I'm already prepared to be pissed. Maybe I've read the emotions wrong but I'm on my guard.

Alright, watching. AND HOLY SHIT MARK SHEPARD IS IN THIS EP AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. HOLY FUCK GAY KISS WITH MARK SHEPARD AND I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. Exactly why is Cas all uncomfy? I dunno, I don't think he would care about gay stuff but that might just be me.

Yay Alona Tal in the credits!! She's just so hot and, you know, a good actress on top of that. She's looking very skinny though. Good to see her kicking ass.

So I kind of love Crowley to death. I'm suspicious of him giving the colt to the boys. LOL @ HOW ABOUT YOU DON'T MISS.

OMG CAS DRINKING. WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY? Also I didn't realize I wanted Jo and Cas in the same room until right now. Can she be having the sex with him right now, kthanksbai.

Dean calling Sam 'The devil's vessel' is super creepy. I'm not exactly sure why but it is.

DEAN GET AWAY FROM JO. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HIT ON HER NOW AFTER YOU'VE TREATED HER LIKE CRAP. JO SAY NO. ARGH NOOOO! YES YES YES YES YES! JO I LOVE YOU MORE THAN EVER NOW.

Ok, that picture is super hilarious.

All of the reapers are very creepy. Of course I notice that they're all old men. Is Tess the exception to the rule? Or wait, didn't she put on a shape Dean would like? I can't remember.

God I ship everyone with Cas. This conversation is so funny. And back to very serious what with Lucifer's vessel breaking and all that. You know, I shouldn't support Cas joining up with Satan but I'm kind of a fan of that. It would be awesome.

YAY MEG. I love this actress. I really do. I've had a crush on her since I watched Californication. Ouch, hellhounds.

*screams* NO NOT JO YOU ASSHATS.

I'm almost too worried to enjoy Bobby calling Dean boy. That's kind of a kink of mine.

Oh crap, Death. You know, I kind of want him to be raised. I want to see who they get to play him. Does this make me a bad person?

SHUT UP JO. YOU DON'T TO BE A BOMB AND YOU'RE MAKING ME TEAR UP AND I CAN'T RUIN MY MAKE-UP TODAY.

Now I see why everyone is pissed. Fuck this shit. They're killing my baby and I hate the writers to death. DEAN GET YOUR LIPS OFF OF HER. EW.

Oh for fuck's sake. You're seriously killing off Ellen too. Christ. Two great episodes and then THIS. Fuck. Fucking fuck fuck. Fuck you writers for your clear unabashed hatred of my gender.

*sniffs and holds eyes open wide so as not to cry* Fucking show.

Random nitpick: The girls have awfully nice nails. I am having trouble imagining them as the types to give each other manicures and whatnot.

Is he the sacrifice to bring up Death? Well I guess not. Whatever.

Jared quit doing the nose thing. It's distracting.

Ouch Castiel. That's a person you just killed.

Why would you burn that picture? You just want to completely forget about the girls, is that it?

Wow, yeah, I was totally right to expect to get pissed. Fuck.

As usual, don't spoil me for anything coming up.

Comments

[kel-fish.livejournal.com]

I don't think Cas is uncomfortable with the gay kiss itself, I think it's because it's between an evil demon and a morally gray man. While he's disapproving of the evil, he's thinking of just what Dean would kiss like... also, I fucking love Crowley. That "don't miss" line had Audrey and I shrieking with laughter. Yet another demon I don't want to die, after Alastair and Azazel, of course. Oh, and Meg.

My sister got to see Jo and Ellen for the first time tonight, and she immediately fell in love with both of them. "Oh! Jo isn't one of those girls, she actually knows what she's doing! Ooh! She could be with Dean!"

I'm glad someone else thought that picture was hilarious! It was something about the way so many of them looked so solemn, and Dean's like... I can't even describe the expression, it just cracked me up.

Of course you aren't weird to want to see Death. Of course you're going to have to wait with me until motherfucking January to see him. Or her. How awesome would that be if they picked a woman to be one of these pivotal apocalypse figures sometime?

I... was furious when Jo and Ellen died. Livid. My sister was bawling and this is the only episode she's ever seen of them. I was like, "WHO ELSE ARE THEY GOING TO KILL?!" Now other than Meg, there are no other women on this show. Oh wait, there's Anna. But it's not like they're especially tight with the God Squad, since Anna only pops up once in a blue moon. To fuck Dean.

The thing that really pisses me off is that I don't think it's the writers always wanting to kill off the women. 'Cause, like, in interviews when the subject of the women characters would be brought up, Kripke would say that he loves Bela or Ruby or Jo, but the "fans" didn't seem to take well to them. Idiots. But Ellen and Jo in one scene? Wasn't enough that you killed Ash and Andy and Henriksen just when he was starting to become an awesome ally? Fuckers.

I agree with the nail thing. I mean, they're gun-toting, salt-chucking hunters. Nails... seem trivial. I don't know, maybe it's one of the luxuries they indulge in or something.

Jared has a quivering nose, Jensen has a quivering lip. They quiver together.

Audrey freaked out too, but I'm choosing to believe it was symbolic of a funeral pyre. You know, how when each character close to them died, they put them on a ceremonial pyre? Well, they don't exactly have Jo and Ellen's bodies, so... Still. Why burn the one photo of them you have? *sighs*

[razycrandomgirl.livejournal.com]

yeah dean's face in the picture made me lol.

How awesome would that be if they picked a woman to be one of these pivotal apocalypse figures sometime?

it'd be great if it was a Kali. *drools*

[razycrandomgirl.livejournal.com]

I don't think Cas was uncomfortable about that. I thought he was just trying to use kewl lingo link Dean tried to teach him that time.

Yeah if I was Jo. I wanna hit Cas so hard lemmetellya!

Also I liked Jo and Ellen's death. it was very honorable and full of heart. It would have been kewler if they had been put on for more episodes though.

Cas Didn't kill her ... she just fell in the fire. :X

yeah burning the picture. WTF? I don't know about forgetting I don't think they especially Bobby could.

[force-oblique.livejournal.com]

Also I didn't realize I wanted Jo and Cas in the same room until right now. Can she be having the sex with him right now, kthanksbai.

OMG i had the same crazy thought! lol

Epic episode!