flwrpwr_vampyre | Stalker thing stolen from shades_of

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flying_monkees is stalking flwrpwr_vampyre
flying_monkees's REAL name :	Kerry Magee
flying_monkees's REAL DOB :	27th April 1979
Height :175 cm	Weight : 91.9 kg
flying_monkees has dreamt about you :	16 times
flying_monkees became interested in you :	16th March 2005
flying_monkees's latest dream about you
flying_monkees and flwrpwr_vampyre are the first astronauts to colonize Mars. Instead of concentrating on colonial issues, the two young lovebirds instead spend their hours making passionate love on top of Olympus Mons.
This is how flying_monkees describes your relationship behind your back
'We're gonna have children. I haven't talked to flwrpwr_vampyre about it yet but I'm sure it will be happy to have about 12 kids.'
flying_monkees's been stealing stuff from your house too.
flying_monkees has a number of flwrpwr_vampyre's old school books littered around their bedroom.
They've even started modifying their body for you
flying_monkees had their nipples pierced to show you the true depths of their neverending love for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Words cannot express what you mean to me. I want us to be together forever. Do you fancy becoming siamese twins? My mother says she'll pay for the operation. Apparently such a procedure has a 20% success rate. I'd do anything for our love, wouldn't you?

The Police
No. calls to the police :	16 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Ah fuck it not again. Look flying_monkees you little bastard, get your fucking head out of my bin or else I'm phoning the cops. Right that's fucking it! Hello police? Yes it's flying_monkees again. The little shit-stirrer."
flying_monkees's Police File
Personally I think we should have shot flying_monkees whilst we had the chance.

Testimonies about flying_monkees

legendaryedge - The resident slapper

'I've been friends with flying_monkees all of my life and I know all of this is bullshit. flwrpwr_vampyre is such a drama queen.'

pyjamagurl - The Devil In Disguise

'How depressing. I feel sorry for flwrpwr_vampyre, it's kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.''

scrapbullet - The Ear Doctor

'I don't really have that many enemies - but flying_monkees is definitely one of them now.'

thestraychild - Fathers goats

'It's odd, I've known some weird fucks in my time and flying_monkees and flwrpwr_vampyre would definitely top that list.'