flwrpwr_vampyre | It Never Really Happened

Title: It Never Really Happened
Pairing: Nathan/Peter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Incest
Summary: "You were where?"
Notes: Written for the

mission_insane prompt: Parallel Universes. Beta'd by the lovely

flying_monkees, thanks so much!!

"You were where?"

Nathan really couldn't believe Peter was serious. Well, at least not about the parallel universe he'd visited. Peter was actually not being serious at all, he was laying on their bed laughing like an insane person.

"In some kind of alternate timeline or something. I'm not even kidding you. Everyone we know was there but they were completely unlike themselves."

Nathan raised his eyebrows.

"What do you mean, unlike themselves?"

"Well," Peter started, sitting up and gesturing for Nathan to come sit next to him, which he did. "For starters, you remember Mohinder telling us that when he first met Sylar he was pretending to be this guy he killed named Zane?"

Nathan nodded. He'd heard the story as many times as everyone else. To be quite frank, it got old real fast.

"Yeah," he replied. "He fell in love with him and vice versa, now they live happily ever after except for some weird sex on the ceiling kink."

Peter giggled.

"In this world, that never happened. Momo tortured Sylar and then Sylar killed me but I came back to life thanks to Bennet's daughter who was your daughter there."

Now Nathan really thought his brother was making this up.

"I had a daughter?"

"Yep, and a wife and two sons. Oh, and we'd never gotten together. You obviously still wanted me desperately but me jumping you when I was in high school didn't happen. And I was a total slut who liked girls."

Nathan couldn't help but smirk at that.

"So except for the girl thing, you were pretty much you?"

Peter swatted at him.

"I apparently jumped anything that moved. And I'm pretty sure I liked Claire, who was really my niece there. What I saw had me stealing Isaac's girlfriend - and he was a heroin addict too, weird - and then he shot her and got killed by Sylar and then lots of other stuff happened and I had my memory erased and I was in Ireland and I boned some Irish slut. For all she knew, I could have been infested with disease and she just didn't care. And then I left her in a possible future on accident. I'm pretty sure if she gets back she'll do background checks on guys before she sleeps with them."

Peter got all this out in one breath and then fell over laughing at the look on Nathan's face.

"I know, so ridiculous, huh?"

Nathan nodded and realized he had a question.

"And how long did all this take?"

"A while I guess," Peter looked thoughtful and then shrugged. "It didn't seem like that long and then I was back here and it's only been a day."

He scooted close and snuggled into Nathan.

"I'm glad to be back."

Nathan put a hand under Peter's chin and lifted it, kissing him softly.

"I'm glad you're back, too. Now," he started unbuttoning the empath's shirt, "thanks to that universe traveler or whatever he was, I've been an entire day without getting laid and you've gone without me for even longer. What do you say we make up for that?"

Peter merely phased out of his clothes and slid onto Nathan's lap.

"I think that's the best idea you've ever had."

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This was so adorable! I loved Peter's voice in this, and that Peter described himself as a slut for girls (which is so unfortunately true).

The mention of Mohinder and Sylar's 'weird sex on the ceiling kink' mad eme laugh. ^_^

We wouldn't mind so much if he was a slut for boys. LOL

I couldn't resist throwing that in there.

I love this story. I like the differences between the 'verse's and how Peter and Nathan think it's the funnies thing, all the stuff that happened.

And yes, Peter is a slut no matter what 'verse he's in. lol

All that drama is a little funny, you have to admit.

*giggles* I need to write a slut!Peter fic.

*is now horrified* No bunny stay away STAY AWAY!!

ROTFLMAO!! This is Peter from wacky!fic-land-universe. Poor guy. Canon!place is no place for someone like him.

It really isn't, I just picture him walking around invisible giggling like a little kid.

"And I was a total slut who liked girls."

Nathan couldn't help but smirk at that.

"So except for the girl thing, you were pretty much you?"

Peter swatted at him.

ROTFL!!! This was hilarious, but at the same time so endearing... awww, they are such a cute couple, no matter what.

Hehe that was so cute!!!

*giggles* Thanks! They are so much fun to write!

Thanks!!

I love this - it's like SEX NARNIA.

*giggles* I never thought about it BUT IT SO IS!!

"I had a daughter?"

"Yep, and a wife and two sons. Oh, and we'd never gotten together. You obviously still wanted me desperately but me jumping you when I was in high school didn't happen. And I was a total slut who liked girls."

Nathan couldn't help but smirk at that.

"So except for the girl thing, you were pretty much you?"

XDD cute.

*giggles* Thanks!

Bwahaha! I love it.

...and I had my memory erased and I was in Ireland and I boned some Irish slut. For all she knew, I could have been infested with disease and she just didn't care....

Perfect. Too fucking funny.

Seriously my favorite line to write!!

Yay! You liked it!!

*giggles*

Yay to the bashing of all things Caitl--sorry, Irish slut. Those eyebrows... they remind me of FLCL (which you most likely won't know about, unless you are a fan of weird, short anime series) or that orgy scene from Brave New World. The point is, her eyebrows are frickin' scary, yo.

I don't remember her eyebrows. Of course, I really try not to remember her in general.
I realized why I don't like her and it's because we're introduced to her and before we know anything about her Peter is sleeping with her. I like to know new characters before there is romantic involvement between them and a character I know and love.
It was the same with West, it took me forever to get to like him. (Of course, it didn't help that he was an idiot for so long)

That's what I believe; how can we have an interest in someone who's suddenly with someone we care about, when we don't know anything about this new character?

Also, your mentioning West reminded me of the "I'm a creepy stalker! I know!" icon, and a). I wanted to mention how much I love and quote it, and b). I have a pic of myself looking like a creepy stalker that I'm going to be posting on Myspace in a couple of days--basically, my eyes are red, I look deranged, my hair is wild crazy from the wind, and I'm standing behind one of my friends while this is happening.

Stupid fucking lj! The comment above this one is mine. *sighs*

There you go. It's one of my favorite icons of all time. And I can't wait to see the pic. As soon as you leave a not-anonymous comment, that is.

Aha, well then.. Lol I can't wait to see the pic.

OMG! *turns into a puddle and then somehow manages to wibble/flail whilst in puddle form*

I apparently jumped anything that moved

Much as I love Milo (and Peter, I suppose, though he's significantly lacking in a backbone from what I've seen) this is so very true.

Incidently, the end sort of made my brain overheat a little. ^^;; Well, that's what I get for reading Nathan/Peter I suppose. *phew!*

Ain't it? Peter is a bit of a whore.

I have a bit more Petrellicest in various places over my journal. Lol

Yes, that he is. Of course, that in and of itself I don't really have a problem with, it's the emo that gets to me -- seriously dude, you're the most powerful guy on the planet, act like it okay?

*coughs* Sorry.

I shall keep an eye out for it, definitely. ^^

I know right! He needs to get some balls and learn to control them - the powers, not his balls. *giggles*

*gigglesnorts*

Yes, exactly!

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