Fucking Marine Corps indeed. You know James? Yeah, that James. Fucking Marine Corps. He's coming back in September from his second tour in Iraq. And he's got a new wife and a soon-to-be-born kid at home. At least he'll (hopefully) be getting back just in time for the birth.

I wouldn't happen to be one of those friends, would I? 'Cause that would be bitchin' and we could do the things we have planned. I won't mention them because I don't want to look weak in front of your peeps.