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Liz ([personal profile] flwrpwr_vampyre) wrote2008-08-02 10:56 am

It Was the Last Straw, Someone Else Could Lead Now

Title: It Was the Last Straw, Someone Else Could Lead Now
Pairing: Peter/Sylar
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I obviously don’t own Heroes.
Summary: Peter kept casting nervous glances at Sylar who was completely avoiding said glances.
Notes: Slightly easier to understand if you've read the stories found here in The Lettuce 'Verse. Beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] flying_monkees and [livejournal.com profile] thepansythug and written for the [livejournal.com profile] mission_insane prompt Sex Pollen.

Bennet wasn't sure how he'd managed to get picked as the leader but he was really regretting it right now. Peter and Sylar had walked into the base about a half an hour ago and instead of their usual arguing over the mission there had just been an awkward silence between the two men. Peter kept casting nervous glances at Sylar who was completely avoiding said glances. It was kind of amusing.

It took some prying to get the story out of them but eventually he did manage to. So much for it being funny. He left them in his office and grimly marched out to Matt and told him to broadcast a meeting to everyone. Before long everyone was assembled and he took a deep breath before speaking.

“Apparently our enemies have figured out how to turn asparagus into a sex pollen of sorts. From now until we figure out some kind of HASMAT suits no-one is going on any missions. And before you say anything Elle, that means going outside, even if there's an emergency. You are not getting your hands on any of the pollen. Please don't make me ground you.”

[identity profile] thestraychild.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Asparagus as sex pollen? Genius!

... just you wait till they whip out the celery and creamed corn. Then you'll see drama!

Wonderfully funny, as always. Though I have to wonder what'll happen between Peter and Sylar now that... well, you know... *winks*

[identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL You know how much I love this 'verse! It's way to cracky for a sane person, which is why I love it.

It's great how Peter keeps looking at Sylar, but Sylar tries so hard to ignore him! *sniggers*

Can't wait for the next part, we're going to have to kick the crack-fairy in the ass and get her going.

[identity profile] thepansythug.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Poor Bennet. Life demands so much of him, and then it comes along and forces him to make speeches about evil aliens' asparagus sex weapons.

I love this series, but it makes me hungry.

[identity profile] force-oblique.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahaha! Nice ending...Elle should totally join in the fun!=P

[identity profile] byrons-brain.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
hehehehe, love it... more please...