Even Sylar couldn't think of anything to say to the fact that aliens had made lettuce into weapons

Honestly? I don't think I could blame him *lol* Lettuce as a lethal weapon, who knew?

Jessica had come out and knocked him unconscious, then looked nonplussed back at everyone's startled faces.

Yay Jessica! ^^ Seriously, the emo pout is one thing but whinging is something else entirely. And I can so imagine everyone standing around going *kerblink* "-- um...what just happened?"

Sylar was the one who said what most of them were thinking.

Because, seriously, he would be the voice of reason! What? Just because the guy cuts open people's heads and takes their brains -- and does God only knows what with them -- doesn't mean that he can't be sensible.

...or something like that, anyway? ^^;;;